Forged from steel and filled with whiskey the Genius Johnnies want nothing more than to devour your soul. Nothing exists of this band these days other than a monolithic vault of drunken recordings, most of which occured while the members were blacked out... though fresh material may arise from time to time, the members have curtailed their habits and moved to more listenable music production. However in the 30+ hours of drunken mayhem that exists, and is still being sorted through, there lay some true Genius Johnny moments, which we will share from time to time...

• Thirteen Nights - Part 1 of the late night extended drunk version
• Thirteen Nights Part 2 - Part 2
• Maracas
• Baby Seals - Deep thoughts
• Part Two
• Trailerpark - This one is pretty rough... drunk... what can I say...
• New Land - Wicker shoes
• Beans - First song ever...
• Best Song Ever Pt1 - Not really the best song ever, and part 2 was never made
• Don't Let Those Eyes Close - Bar songs
• Stealing Things
• Circuit Bending - what happens when you clip together a old phone, a keytar and a toy robot
• Tire Fire - still circuit bending, but more musical... kinda lo-fi though

• Dealer - A new song by The Genius Johnnies *New*
• Really Pacific Ducks - A new song by The Genius Johnnies *New*

• Christmas On Wabash - A Holiday classic about Wabash Ave, the street we live on *New*
• Little Drummer Bot - Eric's Tribute to a Christmas Classic *New*
• Pig Synth For Christmas - It's hard to be good, but everyone deserves a Pig Synth *New*
• We Wish You A Merry Synthmas - Another holiday classic redone *New*
• Dear Santa (The Night Before Christmas) - A beautiful Christmas list followed by a familiar story *New*