Congratulations! You've stumbled upon my site. Guess what you won? NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Well except for the treasure that is rhymezilla.com where everything is free. You're probably saying to yourself, "Who is Rhymezilla?" Well I'm a nobody, a loser, a sad pathetic person who is wondering why he hasn't blown the brains out of the back of his skull yet... Oh, and in case you haven't put two and two together, I also make some pretty crappy music.

Here are some songs off of my album "King of the MCs." Basically, I talk shit on people who are more talented than myself. I was inspired to do this album while drinking absynthe, listening to Rachmaninov's 4th Piano Concerto while watching "Cannibal! the musical" in Guantanamo. The whole album is pretty lame but hey don't worry i made this crap not you.
Don't forget to check out my other albums such as "Take my life, please" Which is an unfinished piece of crap. But hey maybe you'll like it more than i do. Also if you can find the time then check "Some more shit" which is just a lot of stuff that doesn't fit anywhere else. But i understand if you can't pry yourself away from doing whatever is more important. Such as downloading animal porn, or trying to suck your own dick. I am also in a rap group called "The Broke MCs" and trust me it isn't just a clever name. Once again i suck in both of The Broke MCs albums ("Will Rap for Food" and "Two for the road") but everyone else is good in them, so check em out. My newest album is called "Drunk, Drank, Drink and Drive",which i do under the name "The Mississippi Moonshine Boys" (even though it's just me and my cpu) where I started experimenting with the Blues and bluegrass. It is an instrumental album that i made for my dad, because he hates rap and loves the blues. I actually like this album...well at least i don't envision killing small countries while listening to it.

I hope you like all the free stuff and if not, well what did you expect, it's free!

1. Intro *New*
2. 12 bar blues *New*
3. Charred White Oak *New*

1. The Steel Slidin' Rambler *New*
2. Just Get Off My Back *New*
3. The Fast Train to Kentucky *New*
4. Left My Baby With the Devil *New*
5. What You Done to Me *New*
6. Where We've Been *New*
7. Things I've Left Behind *New*
8. I Keep on Goin' *New*

1. Spoken Word Up - Rhymezilla Speaks Out
2. Every Day - Song about my everyday struggles
3. Lyrical Genius - You know it...or at least I do.
4. Evil Intentions - Does every woman have them? I hope not.
5. Thugs and Bigotry - Although I have mad love for some people in P-Town I hate the city itself
6. Hook, Line, and Sinker - It's so easy
7. DJ Instrumental - An unfinished song with Nook *Unfinished*
8. Back in the Day
9. Walk Through the Park
10. No Escape (Lyrics)

1. Prelude - Featuring MC Mammal Sauce
2. First Song - My first song
3. After the Show - Featuring MC Mammal Sauce
4. Funkyhiphop - It's funky, and it's Hip-Hop
5. Fuck Commercial - Man, fuck that shit
6. Horror Movie Song - Featuring MC Mammal Sauce
7. Supa Hero Song - I had to write a song about comics. The nerd in me couldn't resist
8. Boom Stick - I talk more shit
9. Fuck MC D-Ranged - This is a song where I'm clownin' on my good friend MC D-Ranged, from B.O.R.S.O.
10. Who is Rhymezilla? - That's a good question

1. Funk - It's Funky
2. Guitar Song - It has a Guitar
3. Naked Lunch - I was on bug powder
4. Hippie Crap - I hate patchoulli
5. Slow Bitch - Grab your pillow
6. Sluts and Bongs - A H8 Bred crew song, me and Greedy P's previous band
7. I Need A Lady - What I look for in a lady
8. The Bees and the Green Chip - Kid Zero comes out to play
9. Dangerboy
10. Good Ol Boys
11. Wilderkin Remix - A remix of a bunch of Wilderkin songs all rolled up into one (One of my fav local 304 bands)
12. Trumpet
13. Bass Song
14. Ian is Tossing Salads - sond about a mick tossin salads (Lyrics)

1. Broke MCs - We're broke, bitch! (Lyrics)
2. Haters - We really hate you! (Lyrics)
3. Groupies - Song about groupies (Lyrics)
4. I Got The Munchies - Song about good food (Lyrics)
5. We Be tha Shit - You know it
6. The Blues - We got the blues! (feat. Skinny D, Mr. Swisha, Mick B)
7. Mad Scientists - We're mad, I tell ya

1. The Truth - 'Nuff said. (Lyrics)
2. Just Another Day - Just another day in downtown Wheeling
3. Love The Booty - We loves those big booties
4. Ho Slappin' World Tour - Layin' the smack down around the world
5. Fuck ATR - We make fun of Atari Teenage Riot
6. Fuck the System - A new beat made by Nook and Rhymezilla *Unfinished*
7. The Fabulous Fifteen - A metal song *Unfinished*